idiot board ['i-dE-&t 'bord] noun.
1. In TV production: a board or card on which script or a cue is written, held up out of camera-shot for a presenter to read from.
2. A series of pollution-induced neurotic articles written by a frustrated survivor here in the Philippines.
July 30, 2004
The Cardinal Conundrum:
"The Optimist believes we live in the best
of all possible worlds. The Pessimist
fears this is true."